Microsoft has a suggested solution for individual customers affected by the biggest "massive technical failure" ever: Just reboot your system multiple times.
The "massive technical failure" affected dozens of businesses and appears to be related to issues experienced by cybersecurity services firm Crowdstrike.
Microsoft's solution:
Customers can delete a specific file named C00000291*.sys, which appears to be linked to the bug, the company said in a status update posted the manufacture.
But in some cases, if you can't delete this file, you'll just have to restart the Virtual Machines (VMs) experiencing a BSoD again and again until you fix the problem.
"We have received reports of successful recovery from some customers who attempted multiple virtual machine restart operations," Microsoft tells users.
"We have received feedback from customers that several reboots may be required (up to 15 have been reported), but the overall feedback is that reboots are an effective troubleshooting step at this stage."
The Our Father of the title is ours, which you know may be needed.
And no essential oil can hurt!
And damn if we ever find out exactly what happened…